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PostSubject: Passover music video   Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Passover music video   Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:00 pm

While we are in the Passover mode, here are a few jokes;








Happy Passover to you all!

With Passover coming up soon,
here are some points you might want to consider.

A group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating
that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and
charoses, it seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the
Liver.

At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil.
The brand name, of course, is...'Let My People Go.'

Old Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai's which are too
heavy.
This condition is called chaiatal hernia!

If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what
does a mohel carry?
A briskit!

JEWISH JEOPARDY - We give the answer, you give the question

A: Midrash
Q: What is a Mideast skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and latke
Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Filet Minyan
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision.
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering
circumcisions via the Internet.
The service is to be called...'E-MOIL¡

Wishing all my friends and family a happy and healthy Passover filled with
good food and warm memories.





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