First, we have "Beef Fry" by Aaron's. I get why they don't call it beef bacon, but not having had bacon in ten years or so, I'm pretty sure this tastes exactly the same.
And then, honestly, I think Aaron's likes to be sneaky about this, I had their "turkey schwarma" last night. It tasted, looked like, and felt like bone-in ham. I honestly had to keep checking the package, even though it was so clearly a chicken leg. The ingredients are a lot more like ham than schwarma ever was.
So, you know, if you get a hankering and want to toe the line . . . or if you're like me and enjoy giving kosher-from-birth Jews tastes of treif foods because they wonder, there you go.